Whenever she tries to talk to her mom about her ambitions, her mother always seems to shut her down or outright ignore her. Oh my God, Barney is an alien! Birds are so much freer than any person I know. But I am NOT. Don’t know how the heck he got up onto the cabinet. He was dying. I was just minding my own business. Wait, what?

It was all my fault. I’m paying you for your rotten teeth. A white-hot searing that bled and pussed and crusted over. I want to scatter brightly colored feathers for little girls to find in parks. I didn’t. Just one day every once in a while. He died almost exactly two months after the wedding. I need something to take my mind off this paper. Books are boring enough. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her.

Mike is dead and someone else is in prison. You just look like you are sleeping, but they say you are dead. Well, I learn not to do stupid stuff by watching the failures and punishments my older siblings have received.

Also, I’m not the test child, so my parents know how to raise me for the most part. That is such a lie. Mom, the elephants are back!” Disappointment again. Oh, oh, here she comes. (beat) Actually, now that I think about it, our zoos on Earth aren’t much better.The game went great. “The puffin is popping with cream tart toppings.” Wait! At the same time, I don’t get to reap the benefits of being a “little one” because I’m not the baby of the family and I get in trouble anytime one of my three younger siblings shout. Last night, I heard them arguing, and they were talking real low, so naturally, I snuck up to the door and listened in. They then continued and found an awesome hammock that one of the sisters wanted to take a nap on but her other sisters insisted that they keep moving.

He makes little thumping noises that keep me awake. I am a leprechaun, and indeed, we stand at the end of my rainbow with da pot ‘o gold right about here. I have more chores than any of my other friends. OMG!

They just know it, deep down, they don’t feel pretty. Who needs people anyways? Finally, we get to the thing called the beach. I crashed on the moon and the stupid moon junk broke the window.

She looked at him like he was some sort of evil monkey. Seriously?

And tomorrow, if I am not imprisoned, our company will honour our ancestors, and our nation, by unveiling our sausage filled ravioli, sausoli, patent pending.

I don’t like being called a villain. He asked me to join his club which he called the Mystery Club, which had nothing to do with mysteries at all. It was peaceful Saturday morning, watching nick-toons, ready to have a bowl of cereal. All the coal and chemicals you use smell horrible and are polluting our air. We have had so many memories together. I look like I went twelve rounds with Muhammad Ali. A fun list of monologues for kids. Those of you who were his students knew a caring, dedicated, and hilarious teacher. I’m starving…but I am not going to eat that pizza. Just think…I’ll have a brother, and I’ll get to live inside with the family. I guess it’s not all that surprising though, since I live in a pineapple under the sea.It’s lonely here at the end of the rainbow. Oh, great here comes another one. Looking for and finding the right monologue is never an easy task.

You know, when each piece fits together no matter how difficult the jigsaw puzzle of a day can be. I stayed up all night reading classified documents. I got him to tell me the dates…cost me a carrot and I headed on up there. August 5, 2020 August 4, 2020 Joseph Arnone 1 Minute School Bull Monologues, 30 Second Monologues for Kids, A Monologue about a School Bully, Getting Picked on At School Monologue, School Bully Monologues for Kids, Yougn Kid Victim From School Bully Monologue, Young Bully Monologues At … It’s right here!” and they look through me as if I’m invisible.

Did you hear that? Eventually, she gave in, but there was one condition. I looked through the crack in the doorjamb, and I could see my mom sitting on the bed, and my dad across from her, and sure enough…no elephant. And pigs and chickens and rabbits.Hey, Mom! No one told me when I took this job that I’d be here forever and ever.

Now, I’ll just rest these fresh cucumbers on your eyes, while I apply this mask to your face. I would like to dedicate this concoction to my late wife, whom we all adored. Trust me, you’ll both be happier if you let him back into the wild. It was quite painful but, thankfully, the Prince realized that I did not belong to her. Who doesn’t love dressing up and getting photos of them taken? You might think I’m lying, but I’m not.