I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. You’re sharkbait, fool.
Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. This is the angry YouTuber version. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. You’re fucking pwn'd, faggot.Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! And no, you cannot see it.
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And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit?
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. The subreddit is described like this “why say lot word when few word do trick? If you spent any time on YouTube, you’re probably aware of just how mean and vicious YouTube comments can get. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.